If you have never been to see the snail races in Indonesia, you’re not missing much. If you didn’t already get in and out of Pristine Solutions (PRTN) and their pumping of Tropine 3 by Eaton Scientific Systems, again, you’re not missing much. PRTN stock has refused to move upwards despite their supposed poster person, Dr. Jennifer R. Berman, MD, hitting the circuits to inform the pre-, peri- and post-menopausal women (can’t they just say women, period?) about this new, non-hormonal treatment that she supposedly endorsed. Wanna sell it and get some volume, get her on Howard Stern.
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PRTN Stock Chart
Close: 0.475, down -0.005 (-1.04%)
Dollar Volume: $2,098,325
Average Trade Size: 5,559
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The not Awesome penny stock celebrated one month of trading by snailing its way through Tuesday as the 4th most traded and 42nd highest dollar volume OTC listed stock. Paul Silas and his endorsement of Clotamin pushed Sunpeaks Ventures’ SNPK and he was the coach of the worst basketball team in the NBA. Is Dr. Berman too much of a stretch or too much of a fluff?
Retracting from what was obviously not working, Eaton Scientific Systems, Ltd., a wholly-owned subsidiary of Pristine Solutions, decided to throw out raw numbers in their Tuesday evening PR Newswire to outline the market potential of women experiencing hot flashes. Dude, go to a bar on MILF Monday and you can witness it with your own two eyes.
Even worse, the pompousness of Michael Borkowski, CEO of Eaton Scientific, to say: “Menopause and the effects of hot flashes in particular are without a doubt one of the most significantly important health issues facing many women today” is about as dumb as buying Mexican jumping or sea monkeys as an adult. I have seen MLB dedicate an entire day to Breast Cancer Awareness as well as many other major league sports, but have yet to see even a mention like “Hot Flashes Awareness Day here at Talladega Superspeedway.”
No wonder this #2Flusher can’t get past fifty cents. Maybe that will be their next pump: Sea Monkeys
About PRTN Stock
Pristine Solutions Inc., a development stage company, intends to develop a network of sales points for the sale and service of tankless water heaters to market to residents, businesses, governments, contractors, builders, and related supply stores in Jamaica. The company was founded in 2009 and is based in Trelawny, Jamaica.
Bottom Line: PRTN has performed worse than the previous Awesome penny stocks pick, GWBU, and that’s hard to do. If PRTN stock doesn’t crash soon, it likely isn’t going to do much more of anything else.
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