Sometimes I love penny stocks so much because they bring on bursts of uncontrollable laughter while conducting due diligence for traders/investors to trade off. Today is one of those times while researching Pub Crawl Holdings, Inc. (PBCW) who just declared a 45-for-1 forward split on a future penny stock promotion. It wasn’t because Carrillo Huettel, LLP set up the Company, it isn’t even because its the one week anniversary of appointing Hubert Elrington as sole director, but it is what PBCW stock could mean to any readers or subscribers from across the pond in Jolly ol’ England.
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PBCW Stock Structure
Market Cap: None (No Price Issued Yet)
Authorized: 250,000,000
Issued and Outstanding: 5,900,000 (pre-split)
Forward Stock Split: 45 : 1
I honestly could care less if PBCW does become a pumped APS stock or not because I am going to thoroughly enjoy writing this as much as I hope you enjoy reading it.
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First of all, we all know two indications of an AwesomePennyStocks pump usually included the attorneys who set up the deal, Carrillo Huettel, LLP, and the Market Maker who usually manipulates the stock price, Wilson Davis & CO. (WDCO). But when have they ever not put a CEO or sole director in place that didn’t have some form of past.
Friday, September 7, Peter Kremer resigned from all positions after Hubert Elrington was appointed as the sole member of the Company’s Board of Directors and as the Company’s President, Chief Executive Officer, Chief Financial Officer, Treasurer, and Secretary on September 3rd. Erlington now holds 5,000,000, 84%, of the pre-split shares of PBCW stock. It was a bit funny when I noticed that the star pupil and high level professionals involved dated the 8-K filed with the SEC as September 6, 2011. (see here)
Hubert Elrington is the Former Minister of the United Democratic Party of Belize as well as Former Attorney General whose nephew was wanted by U.S. authorities at the F.B.I. in 2010 after the then 24 year old was implicated for a home invasion style burglary and kidnapping, and was also found in possession of property taken in a similar incident. This move, appointing Elrington, could have three meanings behind it:
a) Positioning Elrington as the sole director gives the Awesome Penny Stocks group retribution for something that may have caused them to shift from Centro Azteca S.A. (No5 Cork Str., Belize City, Belize POB1708, Belize) to Degroupa Tenner Morales Media Corp. (43 Los Arcos, Belen, Heredia, 43-4006, Costa Rica), or
b) With such a high level official in place, pub crawlers around the world will be itching to get tweets of where the next drink specials are or who is having the next “drink til you puke” event, or
c) Perhaps because Elrington graduated from the the University of London in 1977, holds an LLB (Hon), and was a member of the Inner Temple in London in 1979 where he served as a Barrister.
Whichever it is, they found the perfect ticker symbol, as defined by the urban dictionary, for their, theoretical, once legal adversary to be at the tip of: PBCW – Pokey Bum Cry Wank
Giving credit where it’s due, the following description comes straight from the urban dictionary for the British term PBCW:
A thoroughly modern form of vigorous self-pleasure enjoyed by the east London sexual elite.
This wildly popular practice centers around three activities: Poking, Crying and Wanking; and two erogenous zones: the genitals and the anus (cllql. dirty rubber ring, bumlips).
A PBCW aficionado lifts one leg (much like an animal relieving its bladder or a sumo wrestler) and brutally rams the index or ‘poking’ finger into their rear entrance.
Next, they begin to manhandle their rude bits until they are tumescent. Balance can often prove an issue, which is why many PBCW fans club together and rent ballet practice spaces, using the rails and mirrors for support and guidance.
At this point, the sheer pleasure of the mixed sensations experienced usually produces tears of joy, but a willing PBCW partner can be employed to add Crying – the final element of the activity – by hurling vicious insults at the PBCWer or swiping at their nuts or nipples with a handy kitchen utensil.
Source: Urban Dictionary
If you’re not in tears laughing after reading that, something is wrong with you because that is just too funny to think that not only does it occur, but they have coined a phrase for it: PBCW!
About PBCW Stock
At present, Pub Crawl Holdings, Inc., an Internet-based company, focuses on providing information on happy hours, drink specials, nightly specials, and pub crawls for bars and restaurants in various areas of the United States.
Bottom Line: PBCW stock is due to be one of the penny stocks to watch eventually once the stock split is effected and the shares are priced and trading. Timothy Sykes will probably be pushing this to all his students. If PBCW is what you do after a pub crawl on the London east side, count me out mate, I’ll be happy to just chill here in the good ‘ol U.S. of A.
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